The Japs are bitterly complaining that the Chinese Communists are shoving swabs up everyone’s ass who enters China, to test for their homemade disease. This sounds like a really shitty deal to me too. I mean, this is a bunch of crap.
Personally I’d tell the Chinks to shove their swabs up their own asses but they are already, so that would be a pretty futile gesture. I was thinking though, if they made them bigger and shaped like penises with lots of lube on them and they vibrated a lot and they were pushed in and out real fast for awhile, I bet those people would all stop complaining. Instead they’d hurry up and leave China so they could come back in and get “tested” again.
That’s because you have to be queer to want to enter China in the first place. No amount of money would convince me to enter the house of my enemy and enrich him, so that he could threaten me even more than before.
But isn’t it typical of the Chinese that they shove something up your ass before you can even get past Customs? It’s so symbolic of the fact that they’re shoving themselves up the ass of the world.
If you love getting buttfucked, China’s the place to go. Trouble is, you don’t even have to go there, they’re more than happy to bring a good buttfucking to you.