Easter is supposed to celebrate the day Jesus supposedly came back to life and floated up to the heavens after being flogged with a many-stranded whip that had iron hooks on the end of each strand, stabbed in the side with a spear and nailed to a cross and hung in the hot sun for 3 days.
So I posted an old joke that there’s no Easter because they found his body.
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Easter is supposed to celebrate the day Jesus supposedly came back to life and floated up to the heavens after being flogged with a many-stranded whip that had iron hooks on the end of each strand, stabbed in the side with a spear and nailed to a cross and hung in the hot sun for 3 days.
So I posted an old joke that there’s no Easter because they found his body.